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Animals are smarter than we think!

Drool Marks

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'