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How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"I need to tinkle."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Drool Marks

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

Health

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Largest Divot Trophy.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Cars at the drive in.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Golf

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

'Who's gonna stay here and do my homework?'