Racing Track Guru Pillows

How's your job at the stables? -I'd better dash my work is piling up!

"I need to tinkle."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Drool Marks

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Health

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Largest Divot Trophy.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Grim reaper ambulance

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"On your mark! Get set!"

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Cars at the drive in.

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

Golf

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"A man and his choo-choo."

'Don't be silly, Gladys -y ou only get ducks in CRICKET!!'

Pit Stop for Track and Field