Race Track Guru Pillows

Critical Race Theory

"I need to tinkle."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Drool Marks

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

Runner going through hurdles.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

Health

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Grim reaper ambulance

Cars at the drive in.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"

"A man and his choo-choo."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?

'How did it go at the track today, dear?'

Cheapskate b*****d told me he'd laid on a box for me to watch the races.

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Bahrain F1