Critical Race Theory
Race Track Guru Gifts
Looking for a gift for your race track guru? Discover our collection of fun and clever products designed for those passionate about racing. From humorous mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, our curated selection is ideal for anyone who has a need for speed. These gifts showcase their love for racing and their expert knowledge of tracks, making every item a tribute to their enthusiasm and skill in this high-octane hobby.
"I need to tinkle."
Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.
Drool Marks
Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes
What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!
"I run around this high school track every morning."
'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'
'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'
Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage
Runner going through hurdles.
'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'
F1 - Quit Smoking.
Health
'I hate running in the outside lane.'
Animals are smarter than we think!
'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'
Grim reaper ambulance
Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne
"On your mark! Get set!"
'So, the egg WAS first.'
Get ready ... Get set ...
T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport
Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.
Cars at the drive in.
"I can't tell if Ed is taking a long time to line up his shot... Or if he fell asleep again!"
"Come on, Lucky Lady!"
'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'
"A man and his choo-choo."
Pit Stop for Track and Field
The future Mario Andretti about to be conceived
Sore Loser
'How did it go at the track today, dear?'
What have I told you about trying to live in the fast lane at your age?
Linford Christie
Race Track Guru Gifts Collection
Race Track Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of race track guru mugs for a daily dose of speed-inspired humor and style in their coffee routine.
Race Track Guru Pillows
Bring racing energy into their home with pillows that showcase their love for the track — comfort and style in every stitch.
Race Track Guru Prints
Decorate their space with prints that celebrate their race track mastery — a perfect gift for any racing enthusiast wanting to showcase their passion.
Race Track Guru T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for your track hero that combines humor, style, and their racing passion in one vibrant piece.