Racing Game Aficionado Pillows

"I need to tinkle."

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Eat my dust!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'I win!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Stress'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"On your mark! Get set!"

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

The relay race

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'So, the egg WAS first.'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

The Horse Races

Cars at the drive in.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."