Track Team Enthusiast Pillows

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

The Brothers Grime

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Here we go again...'

Pole Vault Rules

A Little Long Jumper.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner going through hurdles.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'His idea of healthy living is going to the pub in his tracksuit.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"On your mark! Get set!"

Cars at the drive in.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'Let go of the pole!'

"A man and his choo-choo."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."