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Drool Marks

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Biker Lawn Mower

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

Biker At Museum

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Forgotten anything?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'