Trekking Enthusiast T-Shirts

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Rock Climber

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Trail mix?"

Sport Utility Boot.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Walking To School Simulator

Steve found himself on his travels.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Fork in the trail.

"What are you growing?"

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"