Tunnel Enthusiast Pillows

Please use tunnel vision,

'This is just so like you. Always taking the easy way out.'

When moles dream...

'If you're trying to sneak out of work, you should at least get your coordinates right.'

"This is the main entrance, but the property has up to seven escape tunnels..."

"Yeah, you were right, it was a great way to see the game, but the referee has spotted us: We'd better go..."

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

"Gesundheit!"

Lowbrow Lolita

Caution Dry Rot

The return of Miss Subways

'Pops. How long have you been a park ranger in these caverns?'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"

'I hate when they do this.'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Man steals the O in H2O for a inner tube ride

Tunnel of Mice

"Kip paints caves."

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

'Oops, sorry...'

Archaeologists

Tunnel of love.

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

'I can never remember which is a stalagmite and which is a stalactite.'

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

"Don’t worry, hon. Your sense of shame will eventually improve your sense of balance."

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'