Tunnel Of Love Enthusiast Pillows

"Good news, pal - it's your 50th different date on your punch card, so this ride is free."

'They started out as best friends.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Fishing Tales

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Lowbrow Lolita

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'I hate when they do this.'

"You look good for your age."

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

'Women don't simply believe everything we hear, you know.' - 'But that does not stop you repeating it.'

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'He's lying about either a fish or his penis.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

A Tale of the Sea

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"This is your great-great-uncle Enchilmo Ladas. We called him 'Enchi' for short."

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Fisherman catches the Big Fish