Trunk Tales Lover Pillows

'I still say the trunk makes it too weird!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Rockefeller Center."

'With the firm growing at the speed it has there are bound to be a few problems...'

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

Might Versus Right.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Sailors of the Early 1700's often mistook the manatee for a beautiful mermaid...

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."

'Oh crud, how am I gonna get past this guy.'

'Well, looking back, I suppose it was a mistake to sue the king.'

Ralph Rackstraw and Josephine HMS Pinafore

T-Rex Basketball

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'

'I went fly fishing yesterday. I caught a 5lb blue bottle.'

"Ah - This Must Be My 2006"

'Well, technically, Eugene, we're not under the mistletoe...'

Genetically enhanced height

'I just don't get the point of this game.'

Basketball team toilets.

Daniel Defoe

Edward the Overtall