Drinking Tales Lover Pillows

Might Versus Right.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"What did Jesus order?"

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Sleeping Beauty.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Ask A Silly Question.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'