Epic Tale Lover Pillows

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Long Johns Silver."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

Virgil

"No, let down your hair!"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"Hopefully, the 7-foot guy is on our side."

'Our tuna salad baguettes are this big!'

"I say we just wheel it into the city. What's the worst that can happen?""

'Want a good read Sex, violence, incest, murder Old Testament.'

Goldilocks reads note from three bears: Gone for a walk in the woods. Your porridge is on the table.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

'I,m trying something new...giraffe manure!'

Valkyrie.

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Begging Leprechaun, out of luck.