Tunnel Vision Fan T-Shirts

'Wow, look at the beautiful garden! Out of respect for the gardener, I say we only tunnel around it...'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Heavy meals on wheels

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

Ancient taxi

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Inflatable car

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

The invisible man makes a pancake

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Hot enough for ya?'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

Tunnel of love.

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

A Cool Invisible Cow.

"There's no need to shout!"