Tunnel Vision Fan T-Shirts

'Wow, look at the beautiful garden! Out of respect for the gardener, I say we only tunnel around it...'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Heavy meals on wheels

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Ancient taxi

Centaur Sprinter

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Inflatable car

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

The invisible man makes a pancake

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Hot enough for ya?'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

Tunnel of love.

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

Triple Jumper.

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

"There's no need to shout!"

"The agency did explain that there would be nudity involved, am I not correct?"

A Cool Invisible Cow.