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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

En garde!

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"I called you my little succulent because you're low maintenance."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

En-guard dog.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

Tentacle attacking diver.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

I love Fountain Pens

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

"That's such a clever title: I love a good pun..."

"It's the moat Sire, everyone's just hanging out in it."

Steel fabricator

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

'I'm not fat, am I?'