Trampoline Fan T-Shirts

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Hot Pie Therapy

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Juggler and Illusionist

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Clown walks balloon dog

DIY marriage counseling.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

Caliologist

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'