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'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Tree house.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"You've got to learn to love yourself. Start by 'Friending' yourself on Facebook."

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

Running out of Gas.

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

The segway RV.

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Therapy for the cow dependent

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"Try taking baby steps."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.