Climbing Fan T-Shirts

Ladder in a lift shard.

"Tell me, why does your advert say, 'Fit young lodger required'?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Tree house.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Christmas tree exchange

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Running out of Gas.

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Oceanographer

Curling Rocks!

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Snowmen

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

'Could you show me something in my price range.'