Climbing Fan Pillows

Ladder in a lift shard.

"Tell me, why does your advert say, 'Fit young lodger required'?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Tree house.

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Christmas tree exchange

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

Running out of Gas.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Curling Rocks!

Oceanographer

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

I told you – people just love cat pictures.

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

Snowmen

'Could you show me something in my price range.'