Tree Climbing Fan Pillows

Tree house.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Running out of Gas.

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

Loggerheads

Leadership never hibernates.

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"God must have been very pleased."

Absurd log splitting machine

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Bears stealing honey: 'I got caught in a sting operation.'

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'