Pole Vaulting Fan T-Shirts

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

Tree house.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'Here we go again...'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Leap Frog

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Running out of Gas.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Centaur Sprinter

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Football party

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

How do fish get to work?

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

' Love and pole vault'

Knight Vision

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.