Pole Vaulting Fan T-Shirts

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

Tree house.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Here we go again...'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Leap Frog

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Running out of Gas.

Centaur Sprinter

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

How do fish get to work?

Knight Vision

' Love and pole vault'

Athletic Games on the Moon.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your...Hey!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'