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After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

"Good game."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Where Indian ink came from.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Man showing in the rain.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Birds Following Witch.

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

Hot Air Balloon

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Suite Hereafter

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...