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After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

"Good game."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'T.M.I.F.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

Man showing in the rain.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Birds Following Witch.

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Hot Air Balloon

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.