Tree Tunnel Traveller T-Shirts

Caution Dry Rot

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Agility God

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Busking during a pandemic

Run from the hills!

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Free Little Library

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'I hate when they do this.'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

Caveman: 'ARRRGH! Run for it KRAG! DINOSAWS!!'

Tunnel of Mice

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

When moles dream...

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

'No, you want the next one, change at Camden Town.'

'Oops, sorry...'

The festive season brings it's own interesting little chores...and well earned rewards.

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Bird's flying south.

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

'I hate flying. Thank God for terra firma ... or terra mushy ...'

'Wife's mother going with you on this trip, Ed?'

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

Woman runs on treadmill in front of refrigerator.

'Did this train start from Euston or Preston? I and my friend Dawkins cannot seem to agree.'

"And then we saw this huge temple that was carved from living rock, and I can't remember what it was called, but I remember thinking, Wow!"