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The next PPP challenge will be in xxx minutes.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Vaccination Passport

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Vacation Bus Photo

A white collar cow.

'Bed & Bagel'

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Busking during a pandemic

'Anything to declare?'

Caution Dry Rot

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Nativity Scene on the Underground

English man in Australia during christmas

A man lies across the humps of a camel.