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Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Graffiti on guard's horse

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Stubborn Horses

Busking during a pandemic

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

Decorating the Stables

Show Jumping Tantrums

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Getting Closer

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Polo pony

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Rodin's Tram Driver

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Free Range Christmas Poultry

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Riding in the River

Man seeing stars after he has fallen off his horse