Trolley Trotter Gifts

Shopping fatigue.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Agility God

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Sun Worship

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

Exercise rat race

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

Shopping Trolley

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

Excess Baggage: Before you laugh at those senior citizen travel groups, just try and keep up with them.

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

Excess Baggage

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Hour.

Trolley Cage

'This place looks welcoming enough!'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

Slowsave.

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"You've been under that car for hours, dear, and you promised to go shopping with me!"

"Now boarding all passengers seated in Discomfort Class."

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

'Coming through!'

Trolley Rage.

Leaky roof