World Heritage Trotter Gifts

Leaky roof

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Snowmen Around The World...

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Agility God

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Easter Island Shades...

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

Airport

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Travelogue

Greek A-Z Map,

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."