World Heritage Trotter Prints

Leaky roof

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Agility God

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

Greek A-Z Map,

Travelogue

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'