Truth Trotter T-Shirts

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Freedom of the press

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Candor is the Best Policy

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

'Yes, Sir, I'm still testing the new truth serum. I slept with your wife.'

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

Man passes a storefront that reads "Napland - Tired? Come on in and lie down for awhile!"

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"May I ask why you have 'inspired by true events' on the top of your resume?"

Exercise rat race

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

"'Born in conservation,' if you don't mind. 'Captivity' has negative connotations."

"I swear to tell my own truth..."

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help #Me Too."