Truth Talker T-Shirts

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Truth

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

Turkey, present day...

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"