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"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Freedom of the press

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

The Choice is Obvious

We don't want statistics that reflect the actual market situation. We want statistics that reflect what was decided in this boardroom!

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

Candor is the Best Policy

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"Read a little about it"

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

Department of Dot Connection

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'