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"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Freedom of the press

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

Candor is the Best Policy

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

A great coach provides honest and constructive feedback, even when it's not what the other person wants to hear."

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

"I swear to tell my own truth..."

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

'I've found the truth hurts, but it's nothing compared to the headache of trying to remember a pack of lies.'

Shireen Abu Akleh

"And it appears brutal honesty still has a place in this market."

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help #Me Too."

The Political Prisoner

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."