'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'
Trial Troopers Mugs
Kickstart their day with a Trial Troopers mug that blends humor and grit. Ideal for anyone facing daily challenges with a smile, it’s a spirited gift that keeps motivation brewing—even over coffee.
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."
'Does this get me a purple heart?'
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
"You have to let me make my own mistakes."
"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."
"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."
'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'
Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.
"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."
'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'
"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."
"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"
'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'
"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"
'Don't use that arm... for a day or two!'
"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"
Astronomical observations.
'-and who's next?'
They're putting on "Macbeth" at the outdoor amphitheater even though the cold weather has arrived. Putting the shakes in Shakespeare!
"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."
"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."
Super Bowl Monday
"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."
Clown car full of policemen
'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'
Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"
Deja Viewer
"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."
"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."
'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'
'I know you're in there.'
Trial Troopers Mugs Collection
Trial Troopers Pillows
Brighten their space with Trial Troopers pillows—cozy and humorous reminders of perseverance and strength.
Trial Troopers Prints
Boost their decor with Trial Troopers prints—artful tributes to resilience, perfect for inspiring everyday motivation.
Trial Troopers T-Shirts
Find your new favorite with our Trial Troopers t-shirts—witty and inspiring apparel for those who never back down.