Travel Trooper Mugs

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Flight Departures

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Astronomical observations.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Super Bowl Monday

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

I love my violin

Clown car full of policemen

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Do you know if your business has the right leader?