Learning Trooper Mugs

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Astronomical observations.

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

I love my violin

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

'Where's everybody?'

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Flight Departures

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

"I'll be grading your tests tonight, so I suggest you send me home in a good mood."

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

'May day! May day! We have a disgruntled husband at the information desk!'

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."