Romance Trooper Mugs

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Thanks for walking me home."

Science Applied to Art

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

When policewomen date.

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

Super Bowl Monday

"All my dates have to get her approval."

I love my violin

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

What did you buy a fast car for if you're only going to drive this slow?

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

Deja Viewer

'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

Flight Departures

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

AIDS prevention

Aerial Birds.

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'