Romance Trooper Pillows

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Thanks for walking me home."

Science Applied to Art

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

When policewomen date.

Super Bowl Monday

"All my dates have to get her approval."

Hey, wait a sec … Forget it! If you think I'm letting you off the hook for forgetting our anniversary, think again! Didn't you also accuse me of forgetting it just a couple of months ago? What date were we hitched? Don't change the subject.

I love my violin

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

'Son, you just got your first credit card and you're going on a date. My advice: keep it in your pants.'

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

Deja Viewer

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

"So...how'd you like your first kiss?"

What did you buy a fast car for if you're only going to drive this slow?

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Flight Departures

AIDS prevention

Aerial Birds.