Romance Patrol Pillows

AIDS prevention

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Pirate

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Single men in Tahiti

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Science Applied to Art

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

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"I just really wish things could go back to the way they were when we met last Sunday."

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"First, you will meet Mr. Hot. Next, you will meet Mr. Cool. Then you will meet Mr. Right."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

'George and I met on line!'

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

Another Hot and Heavy Night of Explaining

We're incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a Pig.

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

'Was it good for you, babe?'

Sex shop

Tunnel of Like.

When policewomen date.

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

Dentures and foot kissing

A Showbiz Love Story