Trick-or-treat Trooper Pillows

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Pranking Zombies

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'This should come out just right.'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

Pumpkin Stylist

"I don't have any treats.But how's this for a trick ?"

"Nothing but donuts."

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

"Lick or treat!"