Trick-or-treat Trooper Pillows

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Pranking Zombies

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

Witch's Smile.

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy."

'This should come out just right.'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"I don't have any treats.But how's this for a trick ?"

"Nothing but donuts."

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."