Trick-or-treat Chaperone Pillows

Trick or treating dog.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I'm your sun!"

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

"Bye. Sorry we didn't have any worms."

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

Well...I filled it!

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

'I told you not use your pockets! now they think we're piñatas!!!'

"Too soon?"

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

'My bag had a hole in it so I ate all my candy.'

Ellen's friends suddenly realized she was a real witch.

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

"You can cut out the victor dance, Candy Boy!"

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."