Temptation Trooper Gifts

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Self Service, Self Denial

"I found a diet website where everything is made out of chocolate and ice cream."

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."