Temptation Trooper Prints

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Trust me – she's a witch."

Spanx Tells Me No

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"Sealed for your diets protection."

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"It seems that every time I get rid of those last stubborn ten pounds, those darn girl scouts come around with their cookies!"

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'

Self Service, Self Denial

Astronomical observations.

"You must learn to fight temptation: the only businesses open at night tend to be bars and nightclubs..."

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator