Tooth Troopers Gifts

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'-and who's next?'

Astronomical observations.

Super Bowl Monday

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

I love my violin

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

'I don't think he sucks so much as his influences suck.'

"It's challenging coming back in after working from home."

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

Flight Departures

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

'I know you're in there.'

"I'll be grading your tests tonight, so I suggest you send me home in a good mood."

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

Trench-digging job

"I'm just a gentleman dentist."

Airlines - Arrivals - Departures - People kicked off flights due to overbooking.