Tax Trooper Gifts

"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Flat tax - equal burden?

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

IRS Audit Section

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'I know a lot of folks get us confused, but I'm actually taxes!'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Ah, I see you made £2,000 more for me this year.'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"You wouldn't dare say that to me if my accountant were here."

'Of course, we could drop the enquiry and agree to henceforth leave each other alone.'

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition