Teaching Trooper Prints

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

'-and who's next?'

Astronomical observations.

"What's the rush? He'll still be dead when you get there."

Super Bowl Monday

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant for someone with a less expensive car."

'It's my birthday. I'm giving a free cup of coffee to everyone that gets a ticket.'

Speed Limit Enforced by Slow Aircraft

Clown car full of policemen

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

I love my violin

'Where's everybody?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

"Shall I put you down for a state trooper cap, T-shirt, or coffee mug?"

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh....please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code..."

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