Tech Trooper Prints

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

In the Guru District

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

Information Tightrope.

The Design Artiste

'You've done a good job for the company, Roger, but we just need someone who's a little less...analog.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Cyberwarfare

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"This is my last shift, I've been replaced by some bitch called Alexa."

"We want him to skip joined-up writing and get straight on to 3D printing."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'Does it have colour?'

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here