Trench Trooper Pillows

Trench-digging job

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'Since we initiated regular staff development sessions, we've turned the school around 360 degrees.'

"Good news, Mrs. Jennings! The lump in your throat isn't cancer, it's from watching a lot of sad movies."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

Astronomical observations.

'-and who's next?'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

'Where's everybody?'

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

Deja Viewer

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'I know you're in there.'

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

Flight Departures

Back to school

"I'll be grading your tests tonight, so I suggest you send me home in a good mood."

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."