Tooth Trooper Pillows

"I'm just a gentleman dentist."

'I know you're in there.'

'-and who's next?'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"Refresh my memory-why do we meet once a week?"

Astronomical observations.

"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Super Bowl Monday

'To think what I loved about you was your old-fashionedness.'

I love my violin

Do you know if your business has the right leader?

'The show must go on!'

Dentists perform pit stop on a smile.

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

'No donation is too small. Just fold it up and drop it in.'

'We do like both parties to attend even though you haven't been out together since 1984...'

Flight Departures

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

"I'll be grading your tests tonight, so I suggest you send me home in a good mood."

'So that's what they mean by 'shop until you drop'.'

"O.K., trick or treat, please. Don't mess with me, lady - I'm on a sugar high."

Trench-digging job

Airlines - Arrivals - Departures - People kicked off flights due to overbooking.