Tooth Detective Pillows

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Cake Free Zone

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cookie Surveillance

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

"It's marzipan pigs."

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Doughnut Criminals

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Piñata police line-up.