Tooth Detective Pillows

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Cake Free Zone

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Cookie Surveillance

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

"Do you swear you haven't embroidered the truth in your testimony today?"

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Doughnut Criminals

"It's marzipan pigs."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"You want the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth?"

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

What a nation looks like with a free press and access to information / What a nation looks like with no free press and no access to correct information.

Ice-cream van jingle championships.

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'